"Ey, yo. You know who you remind me of? He’s getting ready to have his own show on Bravo… He’s a stylist. Anyone ever told you that?"

— A coworker, on my still irritating resemblance to Brad Goreski. I responded with, “Yeah, except I’m not rich, I don’t have a partner, and I have more talent in my pinky than he does in his ten million pairs of glasses.”